One night a man heard howls coming from

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to
discover a
female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man
gained the
mouse's confidence with some cheese and then took him next door. The
mouse repeated
his amazing performance by raping a German Sheppard. The man, very
excited by this,
was dying to show someone his discovery. He rushed home and woke up
his wife but
before he could explain, she saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her
head with the
blanket. "Don't be afraid, darling," said the man. "Wait until I tell
you about this."
"Get out of here!" cried his wife. "And take that sex maniac with
you!"