An old man and his wife went to the doctor

An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.
While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has
life been treating
you?" The old man replies,"The Lord's been good to me. Every night
when I go to the
bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the
light off."
While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her
husband said. She
replied, "Damn it! The old fart's been pissing in the ice box again!"